Find Your Perfect Fit
Apparel that speaks to your parenting journey. Real slogans for real parents.
Powered by Caffeine and Kid Snacks
The honest truth about surviving the toddler years. Running on coffee and whatever goldfish crackers you find in your pocket.
$29.99
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More Sleep, Less Laundry
The eternal parent wish. Perfect for those days when the laundry pile is taller than your toddler.
$27.99
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Surviving on Coffee and Chaos
For the parents who run on caffeine and pure determination. This hoodie is your daily reminder that you are doing amazing.
$44.99
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Chaos Coordinator
Managing schedules, tantrums, and snack time like a boss. This hoodie celebrates your organizational superpowers.
$44.99
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The Floor Is Lava Certified
Official certification for parents who have mastered the art of navigating toy-covered floors. Expert level achieved.
$29.99
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Professional Taxi Driver
Soccer practice, dance class, playdates, and birthday parties. Your minivan is basically a taxi service at this point.
$27.99
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Professional Snack Distributor
Your official job title. Because you spend half your day handing out goldfish crackers and apple slices.
$29.99
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Dad's Weekend Uniform
The official outfit for Saturday morning pancakes and Sunday afternoon naps. Comfortable, casual, and perfectly captures the dad life.
$29.99
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Ask Your Mother
The classic dad response to every question. A timeless phrase that never gets old (unlike us).
$27.99
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Dad's Weekend Uniform (Sweatpants Edition)
The ultimate comfort for dads who have earned the right to wear sweatpants all weekend. Soft, cozy, and unapologetically comfortable.
$42.99
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The Struggle Is Real
No sugarcoating here. Just honest, relatable truth about the beautiful chaos of parenting.
$29.99
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Mom's Mental Health Day
A gentle reminder that taking care of yourself isn't selfish—it's necessary. You deserve this break.
$44.99
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The Laundry Basket Is Winning
The never-ending battle we're all losing. At least we can laugh about it together.
$27.99
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Tired but Blessed
The perfect summary of parenthood. Exhausted but grateful for every chaotic, beautiful moment.
$27.99
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Fueled by Love & Coffee
Start your morning right with this ceramic mug that holds the truth every parent knows. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
$16.99
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Mom Fuel
Essential equipment for the toughest job in the world. Large 15oz capacity for those extra-long mornings.
$16.99
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Chaos Coordinator Mug
Your official title deserves its own mug. Perfect for sipping coffee while managing the beautiful chaos.
$16.99
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